BUCK-SLAVE #2. OH CRAP! 40 LASHES?!! please do it quickly and get it over with! HEY YOU BURRITO IF YOUR READING THIS.. a pink bird told me that you ate a burrito and ENJOYED it! woahhhh.. anywho...OMG people everyone go outside RIGHT NOW and look at the clouds! they are pretty special today. STORY TIME EVERYONE: Once upon a time, there was a little boy named ganghis. he wasnt a very happy boy, for he had his own personal raincloud over his head that followed him everywhere he went. he was a very depressed young lad. one day he was walking down the street with his cloud when suddenly out of the bushes came KILLER ORANGES. they started to chant mean things and attack him. he got scared so he yelled for help and in flew a pink bird. while the pink bird was breaking out his ninja moves on the killer oranges, ganghis ran to safety. he was leaning against the wall when suddenly the wall started talking to him. he turned and noticed he was leaning on a locker in a tuxedo. the locker said his name was sexy locker and that he was trying to get to a wedding when some guy named fads walked by and fads's stench knocked the sexy locker out. this scared ganghis so he ran into pinkberry where he met pinkberry guy and found out that he loves slayer. they sat down and ate burritos that had melted candles in them. they sat in the small childrens seats and tried to steal the little packets of hot sauce but the guy yelled at them so they left. bobo left pinkberry guy and went off on his own. he soon ran into dr.frankenfurter, magenta, and riff raff and so they started to do the time warp n the middle of the street. bobo, frankie, magenta, and riff raff soon became great friends. they all decided that it was time to go up on the 608 building together. while they were up there they accidently dropped their jawbreaker from the roof and it hit the floor next to an old man that said PICK IT UP! so they ran away to the cigar shop where they met gigi the deer and sang some great elvis songs together. ganghis noticed how late it was getting so he told his friends he had to bounce. so he skipped all the way to the bus stop where he decided he would go in and get a red bull and a monster. when he went into the drug store, he saw a creeper guy in a red hat so he went outside with the red hat guy and sat on the 7 11 sign and some random people drove by and yelled ****ing hippies! out the window. afterwards ganghis said goodbye to red hat creeper and got onto his bus. while he was sitting he saw a little VW bus and noticed that it was red with paintball spots on it and had in big letters HOBO MOBILE. this suprised him so he decided he would read a newspaper. a guy named disneyland got onto the bus and sat down next to ganghis. he was SO big that he shook the bus. he smelled like drugs, which freaked out ganghis. but luckily he was at his stop. so he got out of the bus and tripped on some OH HOT DAMN jam. he fell and hit his head on a toucan named sam. he soon drifted off to sleep and dreamt about black eyes and mustaches. when he woke up he was surrounded by manicans asking him if he had any E. he said no and they all said DARN. they then offered him some froot loops and ended up doing the time warp AGAIN.TTTHHHHHEEEE EEEEENNNNNDDDDD.