One day, these two men (Billy Bob and Buck) were walking to Billy Bob's house. They had just came back from work and they were sore from all the whipping the boss had done to them. As they were walking, they stopped at a coin star where they needed to cash in their change from the week. But when they were putting the change in they noticed there was something inside the coin star. It was a little Mary charm. Buck wanted to keep the Mary che=arm, for he thought it would be good luck. But Billy Bob thought it would only bring bad luck. Buck didn't listen to Billy Bob and he took the Mary charm. As they were walking to Billy Bob's house, they ran into Billy Bob's teacher, Mr.Williams. Mr. Williams started to yell at Billy Bob for not turning in hs homework this week. After that long lecture, they kept on walking. But soon they were interrupted again, this time by asteroids. They were landing a few feet ahead of them. They were frightened so they had to take the long way to Billy Bob's house. Billy Bob was afraid he wouldn't make it back in time to catch his favorite show on television. "The Attack Of The Killer Oranges". Only a few minutes into their new route they stumbled upon a pair of fuzzy cat slippers. They wondered why there were fuzzy cat slippers sitting in the middle of the road. Without thinking, Buck picked up the cat slippers and stuffed them into his bag. Instantly, a group of ninja pickles came out of the bushes and started to karate chop Buck and Billy Bob. They both screamed and started to swat the pickle ninjas away. Both of them eventually ended up face planting into the pavement. This put the two into a deep sleep. When Billy Bob and Buck woke up from their sleep, they found themselves not in Billy Bob's neighborhood, but in Wonderland. The first person to greet them when they got up was the Mad Hatter. He offered them tea, which they of course accpeted. Then came Alice and the Bunny guy. They all drank tea and ate cake until they couldnt anymore. Buck and Billy Bob knew they had to get home, so they asked if they knew the way. No one knew except the chesshire cat. :] the cat led them straight to Billy Bob's door, and only in about 2 minutes. Billy Bob and Buck said they would surely visit eveyone very soon. They went into the house and told their story to Billy Bob's uncle, who is a physcoligist. They both found themselves taking some classes to help them with their problem for a very very long time. And so ends the tale of Buck and Billy Bob!
