wow first blog in a while(: hmmm i doubt anyone reads these but whatever. im super happy that summer is here its been fun so far. i mean some of its been boring, like the boring days where i just sit on my booty and watch tv all day. some of it has been amazing though, like hanging out with all my friends. some of it has been sad, confusing, crazy, happy, memorable, spiffy, shnazy, lame, and a buncha other stuff all combined. well, i got a lot more memories ahead of me. so imma get to it(:
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survey(: all about sam

Start at the very beginning, whats your name?
samantha (sam)
Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
mhm
What make-up do you have on right now?
uhh eyelinerr and mascara
What should you be doing right now?
umm nothing lol
Do you know anyone who is pregnant?
yeahh
Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
nahh
Has anyone ever given you butterflies?
yeppers
Think you'd make a good parent?
not yet hahah
When did you last see your parents?
my mom 2 hours ago my dad on wednesday
When was the last time you were on a plane?
hmm i donno hahah
Do you have a bad habit?
yeahh but dont we all?
Is there something that reminds you of someone every time you see/hear it?
yes
Who is the last person you spent money on?
addie i think lmao
Would you date someone taller than you?
i would prefer it lol
Do you like meeting new people?
suree
Do you sometimes use your music player to help you fall asleep?
yea i did that a couple days ago
What time did you go to sleep last night?
3 orr 4 hahahah victoria that was an amazong niteee
What time did you wake up this morning?
ughh 7:30
Have any interesting conversations lately?
very! hahahahhahahahahah lmaoo
Has someone recently told you something you didnt want to hear?
kinda not really iono
How are you feeling right now?
tiredd and content
Do you believe in perfect?
nope
Who was the last person you saw?
ali i think
Do you believe in religion?
well iono
Do you think your future will be a good one?
i hope so
Do you think you were raised well?
yeahh
Do you wish that you could talk to someone right now?
yepperss
Don't you just hate it when people break promises?
of coursee
So, how was your day?
so far so good hah
When you were little what did you want to be when you grew up?
find a cure for cancer
Do you have any recent regrets?
ehh no
Can you open a beer bottle with a body part other than your hand?
what the heck no
Do you wish you could ever hug yourself to see if you're a good hugger?
umm no ive never wondered that hahah
Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset?
i try not to but sometimes
Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn't?
yes everyday
Have you ever attempted to count to a million?
hahahah maybeeeeee
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
yepp
Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
umm yeahh
Do you want children?
someday
How many?
umm three at most
Do you like your life?
yeah i do
What is the date today?
may 30th 09
When was the last time you smiled?
todayy
Do you get along with most girls?
yes
Have you ever watched a movie in another language?
yess like everyday in spanish
Do you think you've changed over the past year?
definitely
Are you wearing something that belongs to someone else?
umm yes
When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
this morning
Are you usually wide awake in the morning?
usually yeahh
Is there any chance you will kiss the person you have feelings for?hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Do any of your friends have children?
hmm yeah
What was the last thing you ate?
cold pizza from last nitee hah
Did any particular thing brighten up your day today?
umm nothing special no
Did you go outside for more than thirty minutes today?
hahah no
How has the past week been for you?
pretty good better than the week before
Do you currently have a hickey?
no
Did you sleep alone last night?
nope hahah victoria
Do you want someone dead?
thats over the top
Is there anywhere else you would rather be?
yesss
Pick a word that starts with the first letter of your first name:
submarine
One thing you're looking forward to?
hmm a few things actually but mostly summer
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
yeah
When was the last time something bothered you?
hmm yesterday
What do you take pictures of the most?
my friends and me lol
What was for dinner tonight?
hmm iono yet its only 11
Do you have any jewelery on?
earrings and bracelets
How has your health been lately?
just fine
Do you like to watch home videos of yourself?
not really
Was someone else in your room when you woke up this morning?
nope i wasnt at my house
If you're an only child, do you wish you had any siblings?
im definitely not an only child hahah
What flavor ice cream did you last have?
Is your hair short, medium or long?
short
Do you use toothpicks?
eww
What was the last television show you watched?
the hills im watching it now
Did you eat breakfast today?
cold pizza
Are you cold right now?
nope
Do you sometimes sleep on the couch?
sometimes
What are you listening to right now?
the television
Do you wear contacts?
no i want them
would you like to see right now?
addie victoria kassie moreeeee.. hahahah
How many pillows do you sleep with?
two
Are you missing someone?
yessir
Do you think you're too lazy?
not tooooooo lazy hah
Have you ever actually seen someone fall on a banana peel?
actually yes hahahahahah
Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
yes it buggs the crap outta me
Overall, do you like the weather at where you live?
i wish it would start raining again but yeah its okay
Are you sick of relationships?no
Do you believe that there is always room in your heart for your first love?
iono
Where is the next place you will travel to?
some placee hah
Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
because she is my mom
Have you ever worn the opposite sexes underwear?
nope
you cried today at all?
no yesterday i cried cuz i was luaghing so hard hahah
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
watching the animal
When was the last time you cried?
ehh i dont remember
Do you say sexy a lot?
no
When was the last time you had a sleepover?
last niteeee hahah
Do you have any gay friends?
yeahh
What is something you currently want?
to see my friends
When did you last throw up?
its been a while
Do you want to get married & have children one day?
someday yes
Do you still think about your exs?
no
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
13
If you could, would you date a jock?
umm if i liked them yeah
Ever made out in a pool?
no
Where is your default picture taken?
victoria's house
Have you ever gambled in a casino?
imma youngster so nah
Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
i think my hair looks weird long so short
What is your favorite place you have traveled?
hmm probably mexico on a cruise hahah
Do you like ice cream?
of course
is your favorite color?
purple
What was the last thing you bought?
food of course hahah
Where do you keep your money?
wherever
Where are your mom and dad?
moms in the kitchen dad is probably body surfing
PICK ONEEEEE
ok
McDonald's, Burger King, In-n-Out?
in n out
Mountain Dew, Sierra Mist, Sprite?
sprite
Dasani, Aquafina, Evian?
i dont have a water preference
Trident, Dentyne, Crest?
crest
Almond, Peanut, Cashew?
almond
Dark Chocolate, Milk Chocolate, White Chocolate?
milk chocolate
Sobe, Gatorade, Powerade?
eww none
Lays, Ruffles, Pringles?
lays
Toast, English Muffin, Croissant?
hmm toast
Sweet, salty, sour, bitter, spicy?
sour
OTHER QUESTIONS:
What do you absolutely refuse to eat?
frog legs omg imma puke
The most disgusting thing you have ever eaten?
chunky milk aaaaahhhh
The longest you have gone without food or drink?
5 minutes hahahahahhahahahahahah lmao
Do you watch cooking or food shows?
sometimes i try not to though
Do you know how to cook?
kinda xcept i burn toast hahah
When did you learn how to cook?
ehh iono
What did you last eat for breakfast?
cold pizza from last nitee
What did you last eat for lunch?
hmm muffin hahah
What did you last eat for dinner?
panda express
Would you rather eat alone, with strangers, or with friends and family?
friends of course gee what kinda question is that?
Would you say you have good table manners?
ehh most of the time
If you have pets, do they ever get table scraps?
yess
Ever eaten dog, cat, other animal food?
on a dare yepp
First thing you usually feel like eating when you wake up...
oatmeal
Do you chew gum?
mhm
Health food or junk food?
junk food all the way
Are you overweight?
no
Have you ever been on a diet?
yeah right i wouldnt last hahahah
Are you allerigic to any kind of food?
nope
What's your favorite pizza topping?
pepperoni
Organic or not?
i like it all
Are you vegetarian?
no but maybe someday
Favorite Food?
pasta in general
Ever eaten Spam?
yeah its not bad if u cook it like bacon
Favorite Veggie?
cucumber
Favorite Fruit?
apples

american idol winner predicter..

okay, so i love adam lambert over kris allen. BUT i still think that kris is going to win american idol this year. reason one, he is oober good looking and all the girls LOVE him. two, he is singing the more modern songs, which helps out the young voters. the whole rumor about adam being gay or bisexual also might effect the voting aswell. but overall, adam should win but kris most likely will. even if im wrong, ill be happy with either because they will both make great records.

THE TWO MEN'S ADVENTURES

One day, these two men (Billy Bob and Buck) were walking to Billy Bob's house. They had just came back from work and they were sore from all the whipping the boss had done to them. As they were walking, they stopped at a coin star where they needed to cash in their change from the week. But when they were putting the change in they noticed there was something inside the coin star. It was a little Mary charm. Buck wanted to keep the Mary che=arm, for he thought it would be good luck. But Billy Bob thought it would only bring bad luck. Buck didn't listen to Billy Bob and he took the Mary charm. As they were walking to Billy Bob's house, they ran into Billy Bob's teacher, Mr.Williams. Mr. Williams started to yell at Billy Bob for not turning in hs homework this week. After that long lecture, they kept on walking. But soon they were interrupted again, this time by asteroids. They were landing a few feet ahead of them. They were frightened so they had to take the long way to Billy Bob's house. Billy Bob was afraid he wouldn't make it back in time to catch his favorite show on television. "The Attack Of The Killer Oranges". Only a few minutes into their new route they stumbled upon a pair of fuzzy cat slippers. They wondered why there were fuzzy cat slippers sitting in the middle of the road. Without thinking, Buck picked up the cat slippers and stuffed them into his bag. Instantly, a group of ninja pickles came out of the bushes and started to karate chop Buck and Billy Bob. They both screamed and started to swat the pickle ninjas away. Both of them eventually ended up face planting into the pavement. This put the two into a deep sleep. When Billy Bob and Buck woke up from their sleep, they found themselves not in Billy Bob's neighborhood, but in Wonderland. The first person to greet them when they got up was the Mad Hatter. He offered them tea, which they of course accpeted. Then came Alice and the Bunny guy. They all drank tea and ate cake until they couldnt anymore. Buck and Billy Bob knew they had to get home, so they asked if they knew the way. No one knew except the chesshire cat. :] the cat led them straight to Billy Bob's door, and only in about 2 minutes. Billy Bob and Buck said they would surely visit eveyone very soon. They went into the house and told their story to Billy Bob's uncle, who is a physcoligist. They both found themselves taking some classes to help them with their problem for a very very long time. And so ends the tale of Buck and Billy Bob!

pudding vs. jello

which do you favor? if you chose pudding...WRONGG. no pudding is but a speck on the windshield of yummy goodness. Pudding only has about three flavors...all of which are boring. but JELLO no its in a league of its own. its fruity tangy-ness is something everyone should cherish in their everyday life. what could possibly make this delicious thing so...DELICIOUS?? the world may never know. but in reality i think it is because f the way it jiggles when you shake it. OH YESSS the jiggly-ness is almost unbearable! you stare at it with aww and wish you could be that jello. but you cant. you know why? because you like PUDDING!...you will never jiggle like jello when you are a pudding lover!! so go ahead...eat ur pudding...but someday you will wish you loved jello because once you turn your back on it..it will never teach you how to jiggle the way that yummyliciousness can. JELLLLOOOOOOO.

BUCK-SLAVE #2. OH CRAP! 40 LASHES?!! please do it quickly and get it over with! HEY YOU BURRITO IF YOUR READING THIS.. a pink bird told me that you ate a burrito and ENJOYED it! woahhhh.. anywho...OMG people everyone go outside RIGHT NOW and look at the clouds! they are pretty special today. STORY TIME EVERYONE: Once upon a time, there was a little boy named ganghis. he wasnt a very happy boy, for he had his own personal raincloud over his head that followed him everywhere he went. he was a very depressed young lad. one day he was walking down the street with his cloud when suddenly out of the bushes came KILLER ORANGES. they started to chant mean things and attack him. he got scared so he yelled for help and in flew a pink bird. while the pink bird was breaking out his ninja moves on the killer oranges, ganghis ran to safety. he was leaning against the wall when suddenly the wall started talking to him. he turned and noticed he was leaning on a locker in a tuxedo. the locker said his name was sexy locker and that he was trying to get to a wedding when some guy named fads walked by and fads's stench knocked the sexy locker out. this scared ganghis so he ran into pinkberry where he met pinkberry guy and found out that he loves slayer. they sat down and ate burritos that had melted candles in them. they sat in the small childrens seats and tried to steal the little packets of hot sauce but the guy yelled at them so they left. bobo left pinkberry guy and went off on his own. he soon ran into dr.frankenfurter, magenta, and riff raff and so they started to do the time warp n the middle of the street. bobo, frankie, magenta, and riff raff soon became great friends. they all decided that it was time to go up on the 608 building together. while they were up there they accidently dropped their jawbreaker from the roof and it hit the floor next to an old man that said PICK IT UP! so they ran away to the cigar shop where they met gigi the deer and sang some great elvis songs together. ganghis noticed how late it was getting so he told his friends he had to bounce. so he skipped all the way to the bus stop where he decided he would go in and get a red bull and a monster. when he went into the drug store, he saw a creeper guy in a red hat so he went outside with the red hat guy and sat on the 7 11 sign and some random people drove by and yelled ****ing hippies! out the window. afterwards ganghis said goodbye to red hat creeper and got onto his bus. while he was sitting he saw a little VW bus and noticed that it was red with paintball spots on it and had in big letters HOBO MOBILE. this suprised him so he decided he would read a newspaper. a guy named disneyland got onto the bus and sat down next to ganghis. he was SO big that he shook the bus. he smelled like drugs, which freaked out ganghis. but luckily he was at his stop. so he got out of the bus and tripped on some OH HOT DAMN jam. he fell and hit his head on a toucan named sam. he soon drifted off to sleep and dreamt about black eyes and mustaches. when he woke up he was surrounded by manicans asking him if he had any E. he said no and they all said DARN. they then offered him some froot loops and ended up doing the time warp AGAIN.TTTHHHHHEEEE EEEEENNNNNDDDDD.